Funny Medical Transcriptions
A COLLECTIVE FROM MEDICAL INTERVIEW RECORDS WRITTEN BY VARIOUS PARAMEDICS, EMERGENCY ROOM RECEPTIONISTS, AND (WE ARE AFRAID) A DOCTOR OR TWO AT MAJOR HOSPITALS. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped...
View ArticleFunny Medical Charts
Medical Charts -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The following are actual, unedited, notes written by doctors on patients’ medical charts: 1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 2....
View ArticleDifference between a hematologist and a urologist
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist? A hematologist pricks your finger.
View ArticleHe wanted to be castrated
The young man was quite adamant. He insisted to the surgeon that he wanted to be castrated. The surgeon pointed out that this was a drastic step for a young man to take and strongly urged him to...
View ArticleThe Redneck Dictionary of Medical Terms
Artery…………………………..The study of paintings. Bacteria…………………………Back door to a cafeteria. Barium………………………….What doctors do when patients die. Benign………………………….What you be after you be eight Cesarean...
View ArticleOfficial Gomer Rating Scale
Admitting letter from local MD ends with “Sorry.” 10 points Local MD.’s letter begins with “Than you for admitting…” 10 points Has untreated fractured N.O.F. for over 3 weeks prior to presentation 7...
View ArticleHow can you tell the psychiatrist from the patients on the ward?
How can you tell the psychiatrist from the patients on the ward? The psychiatrist has keys to the door.
View ArticleHit him again
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5...
View ArticleNew Health Care Package
Whether you are for or against……………… The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to...
View ArticleWhen is a Jewish fetus viable?
There’s a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.
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